Daughter wasn't home. There were "a few" leftovers. Green beans specifically.
Husband said, "There aren't enough for both of us. You can have them and I'll open a can of soup beans."
I was giddy with greed.
You see, those particular type of green beans are my favorite. They are full of shell beans, and when cooked get almost a mushy soup beany flavor, but not quite, because of course, they are green beans.
And I ate enough for two people.
And I suffered.
Lawd, how I suffered.
I truly felt like something might have to come up before I could ever have peace again.
What was I thinking?
Did I truly believe I could get away with such gluttony?
I mean, after all, it was green beans, not cheese cake or chocolate pie.
But, as they say, even too much of a good thing isn't.
And it wasn't.
Lesson learned, right?
Nope I did it again, today, just a few hours ago.
Somebody call an ambulance.
I don't think I'm gonna make it this time.
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