There Once Was A Little Old Man...

There once was a little old man,
Who was driven around by a little old woman,
In a little old car,
With a handicapped sticker on their tag.

They drove on my curvy back road,
Where the speed limit is 35 m.p.h.
And they drove
Twelve m.p.h.
Not eleven, not thirteen.

All the way to the main road -
Where the speed limit is 45 m.p.h.,
And then they drove
22 m.p.h.
Not 21, not 23.

And I was, and I am, always behind them.

The end