Husband goes on all the time about how observant he is, he is "Kung Fu Master" one minute and Sherlock Holmes the next.
As if.
We were conversing a few days ago and he asked me if I'd seen a picture of Nephew with a girl and another couple. I asked, "The girl with the hot pink hair?"
He studied a moment. "I didn't notice her hair."
Naturally, I thought it must be another picture. I mean, who wouldn't notice hot pink hair, Sherlock Holmes notwithstanding.
So I pulled up the picture on facebook. He looked at it. "Oh," sez he, "I guess I wasn't paying attention."
Good Lord!
One thing I don't have to worry about is getting a new hair style and fretting that Husband won't like it. Heck, he ain't even gonna notice it!
This opens up my world to a whole new realm of possibilities.
How do you think I'd look with a Mohawk? Or dreadlocks? How about platinum blonde? Or jet black?
Wow.
The possibilities are endless.
But even if Husband never noticed, I ask you this:
Is the world ready for me with a half black, half platinum Mohawk in dreadlocks?
You can tell me.
I can take it.
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